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Captain Morgan
@Brandon_Morgan3
Corn maze this weekend?
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Captain Morgan
@Brandon_Morgan3
Toad is the Mario Kart character
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Captain Morgan
@Brandon_Morgan3
Tbh women's deodorant is better than men's
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Captain Morgan
@Brandon_Morgan3
It's nice when the other person puts in effort too
Captain Morgan
@Brandon_Morgan3
Do yourselves a favor and peek the sky right now
Captain Morgan
@Brandon_Morgan3
Don't flirt with someone just to make them feel better about themselves jfc. That's called leading people on damn
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Captain Morgan
@Brandon_Morgan3
Honestly wish I wasn't into social media and my phone
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Captain Morgan
@Brandon_Morgan3
@raechyl_white @Brandon_Morgan3 and how do you know what Clorox wipes taste like ?
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Captain Morgan
@Brandon_Morgan3
@Brandon_Morgan3 @b_njamintodd your tweets are always chill dude Yeah for sure
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Captain Morgan
@Brandon_Morgan3
Fucking stoners pic.twitter.com/xvAVlA9Q3t
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Captain Morgan
@Brandon_Morgan3
SC saw it first pic.twitter.com/r4LDNVeHlu
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
