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Brett Calderone
@BrettJCalderone
News Flash: Cars are not boats. Have fun destroying your car as you snapchat driving through the flooded streets
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Brett Calderone
@BrettJCalderone
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Brett Calderone
@BrettJCalderone
Why is this me pic.twitter.com/twOr1beWOS
Brett Calderone
@BrettJCalderone
Alright guys it's not funny no more, the rice exhausts in Round Lake have got to go
Retweet of status by @NathanTruth
Brett Calderone
@BrettJCalderone
Thankful that I have a job where I don't have to work weekends and holidays. And get paid for holidays
Brett Calderone
@BrettJCalderone
What are you doing tonight?
Retweet of status by @chilltweetss
Brett Calderone
@BrettJCalderone
Only the people that played the old tony hawk games will understand this vine.co/v/OYlbz7tIAFv
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Brett Calderone
@BrettJCalderone
@Hat3rsGonnaHate manager had me and another guy pick a number to clean it up. He cleaned it
Brett Calderone
@BrettJCalderone
My manager today, "this candy is like a blow job, you suck on it until it oozes"
Brett Calderone
@BrettJCalderone
I came home to this pic.twitter.com/AzDx0dd1YA
Brett Calderone
@BrettJCalderone
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
