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Brétt Mendöza
@BrettMendoza
On plus side of no ladies liking me, I wont have to splash out on flowers & chocolate in the BP Garage tomorrow and Nandos will be cheaper
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Brétt Mendöza
@BrettMendoza
I knew that Man Utd Sunderland penalty shoot out was forgettable
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Brétt Mendöza
@BrettMendoza
Brilliant to see road cycling is back. 1st stage of the seasons first race, after 135km, won by this much #TDU pic.twitter.com/47WnKqQTV3
Brett Mendoza
@BrettMendoza
Last night I saw a drunk man piss in a urinal, let out a manly roar, before proceeding to immediately dunk his face in said urinal #Grubby
Brett Mendoza
@BrettMendoza
Drinking on a school night. I really should've learned my lesson by now #MovesLikeJager
Brett Mendoza
@BrettMendoza
Sat in luggage rack on delayed train on way up, and on floor in shortened train on way home. IU @SouthernRailUK http://t.co/lCUmeHIMd4
Brett Mendoza
@BrettMendoza
I Brighton #Sunset pic.twitter.com/NNEn33SYN8
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Brett Mendoza
@BrettMendoza
@ReeConnelly I think you're right,I've got problems
Brett Mendoza
@BrettMendoza
I kinda want to be getting stuffed at Fulham and fearing Arsenal next. Beats a shocking 0-0 draw away at Yeovil in the pissing rain
Brett Mendoza
@BrettMendoza
I've lost my voice, my knee caps, and a bit of my dignity, but WHAT. A. NIGHT.
Thank you @ultimatepower http://t.co/Dk2dX0VNtC
Thank you @ultimatepower http://t.co/Dk2dX0VNtC
Brett Mendoza
@BrettMendoza
No Ulloa for 2 months. I haven't been this upset since Geri Halliwell left The Spice Girls #bhafc
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
