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@BrookeSchott
I say it a lot but damn if I didn't have the friends that I have idk what I'd do
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@BrookeSchott
BETTE MIDLER DRESSED UP AS HERSELF FROM HOCUS POCUS FOR HALLOWEEN pic.twitter.com/phDyEGzPxu
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Brooklynπ»
@BrookeSchott
Forever being the only one to laugh at the things I say
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@BrookeSchott
I was directed to take 2 teaspoons of cough syrup and my dumbass accidentally took tablespoons instead
Brooklynβ οΈ
@BrookeSchott
"This guy at the bar asked me for my number and I gave him my grandmas"
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@BrookeSchott
What id do if I see a clown pic.twitter.com/icHOXqsiuv
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@BrookeSchott
My dad went to the hospital this morning in an ambulance & I texted him saying I was happy he was ok & he replied "thanks. I like ur bed."
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@BrookeSchott
What's in it? "Not roofie's so that's all that matters." @__KaylaLilly
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@BrookeSchott
i don't think i've ever been on the level that i was on last night but it needs to happen more often
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@BrookeSchott
I text back embarrassingly fast
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@BrookeSchott
People lowkey think they're slick
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
