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Kindergarten Cop
@BuchananAlycia
@Muggletruelove NOT SAMANTHA. DEFINITELY NOT SAMANTHA
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Future Fuzz
@BuchananAlycia
John: Do you have siri?
Me: ....no. But I can google that for you.
Me: ....no. But I can google that for you.
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(Po)lycia
@BuchananAlycia
Trivia cracked asked who hasn't played batman in a movie and I was praying very hard that the answer was Nicolas Cage
(Po)lycia
@BuchananAlycia
@TheMalligator what police officers will do everyday that so many people fail to see. I'm blessed that I know they are heroes.
Ms. Aspen
@BuchananAlycia
"If I go to jail promise you'll pay my bail"
Frick no. Your stupid ass rot in there. This gurl is more likely to arrest you.
Frick no. Your stupid ass rot in there. This gurl is more likely to arrest you.
Alyc(alculus)ia
@BuchananAlycia
Just remembered I have the house to myself and pandora on the tv!!
Ms. Aspen
@BuchananAlycia
My mom just called me pneumie.
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Sgt. Stooge
@BuchananAlycia
Katie was trying to use the top of the box cutter to shave her pencil. I had to explain to her where the blade was. I can't.
Lil' Ms. Calculation
@BuchananAlycia
@henry_tmfh we are too cool for twitter.
Lil' Ms. Calculation
@BuchananAlycia
"@WOWFlashback: The theme song was so creepy pic.twitter.com/3lNXe5Om2W" someone explain why xfiles spells life. Coincidence? I think not.
Lil' Ms. Calculation
@BuchananAlycia
"@femaIes: This is so adorable I can't take it pic.twitter.com/TKYsm33VQo" @Muggletruelove
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
