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Christopher Ashman
@CAshmanActor
Fun Fact:
Penguins poop at 4x the pressure of humans.
They can shoot their poop up to 40cm.
Twitter - Put Your Learnin’ Hat On
Penguins poop at 4x the pressure of humans.
They can shoot their poop up to 40cm.
Twitter - Put Your Learnin’ Hat On
Retweet of status by @UncleDuke1969
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Christopher Ashman 🏴
@CAshmanActor
Choose Your Own Pickup Line
Girl, are you the French Revolution? Because ...
A) all the Hamiltons in my pocket… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Girl, are you the French Revolution? Because ...
A) all the Hamiltons in my pocket… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @StalledTraffic
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Christopher Ashman
@CAshmanActor
Like I say to my Roomba: stop spreading shit everywhere.
Retweet of status by @JustDontBugMe
Christopher Ashman
@CAshmanActor
We are LIVE
CHARITY: Children's Hospital of Orange County
THEME: Walk,Park,Penny
Must contain 1/more words, var… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
CHARITY: Children's Hospital of Orange County
THEME: Walk,Park,Penny
Must contain 1/more words, var… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @WorthwhileWeds
Christopher Ashman
@CAshmanActor
Crayola Caddy, for when you’re tired of golf but still want to hit the links and need someone to carry your crayons.
Retweet of status by @BrownDogBlanket
Christopher Ashman
@CAshmanActor
5 Emojis for our monkeying needs:
'sup monkey
oh no! monkey
I can't hear you! monkey
dafuq? monkey
And who can forget...
poop monkey
'sup monkey
oh no! monkey
I can't hear you! monkey
dafuq? monkey
And who can forget...
poop monkey
Retweet of status by @Mom_Overboard
Christopher Ashman
@CAshmanActor
First day back at work and I’ve already nut-punched myself twice...
...Only once on purpose.
...Only once on purpose.
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Christopher Ashman
@CAshmanActor
@CAshmanActor @Prof_Hinkley Ronald Job...also known as “Ron Job” which is both name and speciality
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Krampustopher Ashman
@CAshmanActor
@jackawocky Hat a difference a year makes...
Krampustopher Ashman
@CAshmanActor
Founding fathers:
With liberty.... And justice for all
Me (who is metal AF):
Yeah! Fuck Napster!
With liberty.... And justice for all
Me (who is metal AF):
Yeah! Fuck Napster!
Christopher Ashman
@CAshmanActor
Is it me or do you think George Lucas is responsible for 'remastering' twitter?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
