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C.J.
@CJ_Spitler
Put your grapes in the freezer. You will thank me later
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C.J.
@CJ_Spitler
My Facebook gets hacked from Syria and I have to get a new car. What a Monday
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C.J.
@CJ_Spitler
Sundays are for Netflix and nothing but Netflix
C.J.
@CJ_Spitler
All you can eat sushi tomorrow is already the highlight of my weekend.. @JennaHuels @ShaelynTate
C.J.
@CJ_Spitler
If you need some Wednesday motivation, just remember Mardi Gras on Soulard is next weekend.
C.J.
@CJ_Spitler
Watching these dudes on the tour who are my age playing for a 7 million dollar purse makes me cringe that I can barely hit a fairway
C.J.
@CJ_Spitler
Cub fans, you deserve nothing.
I hope you're swept.
i hate you
I hope you're swept.
i hate you
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C.J.
@CJ_Spitler
This debate is hilarious
"Russia wants a puppet"
"You're the puppet"
"I'm no puppet"
"You're the puppet"
WTF AMERICA
"Russia wants a puppet"
"You're the puppet"
"I'm no puppet"
"You're the puppet"
WTF AMERICA
C.J.
@CJ_Spitler
"I didn't even know farmers tans were a real thing until I met you" - @CJ_Spitler
Retweet of status by @johnknolhoff
C.J.
@CJ_Spitler
Rough year to be a UCLA fan. Snoop's kid quits. Diddy beats up the strength coach. And our #1 corner robs an Uber driver for his phone.
C.J.
@CJ_Spitler
@JohnnyT2333 were a village so we don't count
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
