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Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
I saw an attractive woman spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground.
So I also threw mine on the ground.
So I also threw mine on the ground.
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Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
Welcome To My Twitter, You Made It! pic.twitter.com/gJq04XM3r1
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Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
Just typed the last word on my latest novel. Boy, that feeling never gets old! This one should hit shelves in 201β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
Manager : Are you stoned
Me : You and I both know I don't make enough money to have a drug problem
Me : You and I both know I don't make enough money to have a drug problem
Retweet of status by @thegreenbangle
Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
@MASTERCHEFonFOX Making vegan alfredo while we wait! pic.twitter.com/05BvYyWJ3Q
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Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
@mrjintheuk Hope you have a great day! Here..musical accompaniment.
Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
So picked these wanderers up today and you could say one of them (2nd pic) was very happy to see me pic.twitter.com/StKAKSBZXA
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Yer_Mom
@CM2BTTHD
Left my running shoe in the garage Put it on, felt something wiggling on my toes.. It was a baby lizardNow i need help getting off the roof
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
