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Cory Clarke
@CMClarkee
Fuck sake twitter.com/lmscampi/statuβ¦
Retweet of status by @jez_bullard
08 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fuck sakeπ https://t.co/VQgISWGlOH
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Cory Clarke
@CMClarkee
@AnsalAdams Their fault though
05 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @AnsalAdams Their fault though π
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Cory Clarke
@CMClarkee
didn't pay for a bag at self service at Tesco the bloke said I was robbing from the charity the 5p goes toofuck off I've got a fam to feed
07 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote didn't pay for a bag at self service at Tesco the bloke said I was robbing from the charity the 5p goes tooπ©fuck off I've got a fam to feed
Cory Clarke
@CMClarkee
Courtois' penalty finally landed then...
pic.twitter.com/fin2ZyHfZn
pic.twitter.com/fin2ZyHfZn
Retweet of status by @FootbalIStuff
07 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Courtois' penalty finally landed then... πππ
https://t.co/fin2ZyHfZn
Cory Clarke
@CMClarkee
Need a holiday
01 Jul 17
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Cory Clarke
@CMClarkee
Well said.
Need more of this bold, definitive rhetoric re Islam from real Muslims. twitter.com/itvnews/statusβ¦
Need more of this bold, definitive rhetoric re Islam from real Muslims. twitter.com/itvnews/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @piersmorgan
23 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Well said. π
Need more of this bold, definitive rhetoric re Islam from real Muslims. https://t.co/Zhb7PoqPCL
Cory Clarke
@CMClarkee
The iphone7 is such a pain in the Dick having wireless earphones and charge them
02 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The iphone7 is such a pain in the Dick having wireless earphones and charge them π€
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Cory Clarke
@CMClarkee
My old man just said to me go get him two Big Macs so I can make a Mega Fucking Mac
17 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My old man just said to me go get him two Big Macs so I can make a Mega Fucking Macπ©πππ
Cory Clarke
@CMClarkee
Ball Boy saves a goal for his team and then runs for his life pic.twitter.com/U2JUJ5QNSS
Retweet of status by @FootbalIStuff
17 Apr 16
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Cory Clarke
@CMClarkee
Never seen a man so keen to be sent jail before. pic.twitter.com/roWCCI3ZgO
24 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Never seen a man so keen to be sent jail before. π https://t.co/roWCCI3ZgO
Cory Clarke
@CMClarkee
FaceTime with my little brother whilst I'm working away, asking where I am and saying he loves me
09 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote FaceTime with my little brother whilst I'm working away, asking where I am and saying he loves meπ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ