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Conor OLeary
@CONOR_321
Eating Captain Crunch: Crunch Berries is totally worth feeling like you just ate a bowl of razor blades
#CutsInMyMouthNShit
#CutsInMyMouthNShit
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Conor OLeary
@CONOR_321
Spilling hot coffee on your penis doesn't feel nearly as nice as it sounds
#BurntWiener
#BurntWiener
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Conor OLeary
@CONOR_321
Hospital time for Conor!
Conor OLeary
@CONOR_321
I just sneezed while taking a drink from a hot cup of coffee #Ouch
#InMyNose #InMyEyes #InMyHair #InMyBellyButton #InMyHeart #InMyDreams
#InMyNose #InMyEyes #InMyHair #InMyBellyButton #InMyHeart #InMyDreams
Conor OLeary
@CONOR_321
If the turtle cage ain't dirty, I ain't paying for it
#Yea
#Yea
Conor OLeary
@CONOR_321
Sometimes being a night owl gets lonely
#WhoWhooo #WhoWhoWillHangOutWithMe
#WhoWhooo #WhoWhoWillHangOutWithMe
Conor OLeary
@CONOR_321
There's a man walking a tortoise outside my house. He must be a master of patience
#EarlyMorningTortoiseWalks
#EarlyMorningTortoiseWalks
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Conor OLeary
@CONOR_321
Dumb things to distract you during finals weekβmagnifying glasses! http://t.co/3DpkCOXJvo
Conor OLeary
@CONOR_321
RT @alania23: Why are birds singing?? #ItsMidnight! #GetYourTimingTogetherLittleBird
Conor OLeary
@CONOR_321
There are enough kissy face emojis() I think that this:, should be designated as the "ohh burn" emoji. Thanks for listening
#Innovator
#Innovator
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
