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Carson
@CT_Blankenship
If "Heather from accounting services" calls me from Alaska ONE MORE TIME
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Carson
@CT_Blankenship
This thread pic.twitter.com/bR2IVBSCdL
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Carson
@CT_Blankenship
ITS NOT THAT HARD TO NOT GET PREGNANT
Carson
@CT_Blankenship
Upset that Carmike got bought out until I realized I don't have to watch that guy relive his parents first date anymore so I'm guud
Carson
@CT_Blankenship
Rock Bottom Carpets is the place to go
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Quality discount carpet store
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Carson
@CT_Blankenship
"Mom did you send me a Valentines day gift in the mail?" -Me
"Carson my gift to you is the egg you came from!" - Vicki
"Carson my gift to you is the egg you came from!" - Vicki
Carson
@CT_Blankenship
mr clean is lowkey thicc he got buns like pepperidge farm pic.twitter.com/3HU3Yg9NQK
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Carson
@CT_Blankenship
must be nice to have an easy major and be able to protest for 3 hours
Doikey Plumber
@CT_Blankenship
Call me lil pumpkin cause I'm ready for FALL!!!!!!!!
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Doikey Plumber
@CT_Blankenship
That moment when people are posting to Vote No for the wet dry vote but you've seen them at The Big A on the weekends
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
