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Cookiesonthetopshelf
@C_O_T_T_S
Just hand over the coffee and no one gets hurt. Ta
15 Jan 21
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Cookiesonthetopshelf
@C_O_T_T_S
I donβt want to cut her pic.twitter.com/OHvWD1snUq
25 Dec 20
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Cookiesonthetopshelf
@C_O_T_T_S
This is the longest 4pm ever
Retweet of status by @hotukdeals
31 Oct 20
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Cookiesonthetopshelf
@C_O_T_T_S
Just given babs my change for his karate lesson.. so obviously today, when itβs pouring down, is the day the ice cream man comes
23 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just given babs my change for his karate lesson.. so obviously today, when itβs pouring down, is the day the ice cream man comes π₯Ί
Cookiesonthetopshelf
@C_O_T_T_S
This one is probably my favorite pic.twitter.com/ajFy0cCocx
Retweet of status by @clumsyassdani
27 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This one is probably my favorite π€£π€£π€£ππ https://t.co/ajFy0cCocx
Cookiesonthetopshelf
@C_O_T_T_S
Which way is yours?
If A
If B pic.twitter.com/wOBudOY23W
If A
If B pic.twitter.com/wOBudOY23W
19 Nov 19
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β€ If A
π If B https://t.co/wOBudOY23W
Cookiesonthetopshelf
@C_O_T_T_S
Who remembers this dick head? pic.twitter.com/MNcxK2hiWe
Retweet of status by @ReallyWTFlmao
09 Sep 19
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Cookiesonthetopshelf
@C_O_T_T_S
. Who didn't see this coming . Guy tries to light his wet blunt with a taser pic.twitter.com/cmgLJyfk9E
Retweet of status by @JesusChrysler15
05 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ππππ. Who didn't see this coming πππ. Guy tries to light his wet blunt with a taser https://t.co/cmgLJyfk9E
Cookiesonthetopshelf
@C_O_T_T_S
The boyβs birthday pic.twitter.com/kp2zJVriLk
22 Feb 19
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Cookiesonthetopshelf
@C_O_T_T_S
This guy saving a baby from the tracks has my anxiety levels through the roof what a hero pic.twitter.com/fbOWexSfK1
Retweet of status by @cctv_idiots
09 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This guy saving a baby from the tracks has my anxiety levels through the roof π¬ what a hero πhttps://t.co/fbOWexSfK1
Cookiesonthetopshelf
@C_O_T_T_S
@AllfatherUK Fire Googlies
Old Fucker
Bacon Anal Bead
Hands Up If You Lift, Bro
Poisonous Sex Church
Old Fucker
Bacon Anal Bead
Hands Up If You Lift, Bro
Poisonous Sex Church
Retweet of status by @KebabDestroyer
07 Jan 19
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Old Fucker
Bacon Anal Bead
Hands Up If You Lift, Bro
Poisonous Sex Church
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ