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Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
Climate Change Me in a
Deniers. nightclub.
Still pretending that it's ok to be over 40.
Deniers. nightclub.
Still pretending that it's ok to be over 40.
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Phlegm Christingledango
@Cain_Unable
*Wells up* pic.twitter.com/sDuMGKlNw6
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Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
This is terrible advice Mr Muscle. Now I've been charged with harassment AND I have to do my own dusting. pic.twitter.com/NiPI5CalUa
Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
I'm sure we'll be fine. Yes. pic.twitter.com/P2L0Y8msjw
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Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
My wife's left me for being too clingy & needy.
No wait, she's back. She hadn't left me, she was just making a cup of tea.God I missed her.
No wait, she's back. She hadn't left me, she was just making a cup of tea.God I missed her.
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Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
Today I booked my dog in to have his anal glands emptied, just in case you were wondering how like James Bond's my life is.
Perfectly Healthy Clandango
@Cain_Unable
Reader, she did not show me her rack.
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Perfectly Healthy Clandango
@Cain_Unable
Wow. Finally got my text alert from the UK Government &... just wow. pic.twitter.com/s6KZvbiRba
Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
FACT: The saddest noise it's possible for a human to make is that sigh when you go to bed tired & realise the duvet cover needs putting on.
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Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
Wow. The Queen is not messing about. pic.twitter.com/9Wyu1ufoMt
Phlegm Clandango
@Cain_Unable
Congratulations to Everton & Arsenal for making the shortest day of the year feel like the longest.
#EVEARS
#WinterSolstice
#EVEARS
#WinterSolstice
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
