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Calum McSwiggan
@CalumMcSwiggan
I hate that advert that says “behind every money transfer, there’s a dream” Sir there’s no dream, I’m literally just paying my council tax
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Calum McSwiggan
@CalumMcSwiggan
@COURTNEY_JAI95 @Arsenal deeply offended
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Calum McSwiggan
@CalumMcSwiggan
Merry Christmas kids, I hope Santa’s twinks brought you something cute
Calum McSwiggan
@CalumMcSwiggan
@mufseen I voted avoid and then felt bad
Calum McSwiggan
@CalumMcSwiggan
I’m teaming up with 200+ authors to support independent book shops during this second lockdown I’ll send a signe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @CalumMcSwiggan
Calum McSwiggan
@CalumMcSwiggan
If you’re not a charity I have no interest in working for free please for the love of god stop emailing
Calum McSwiggan
@CalumMcSwiggan
To absolutely nobody’s surprise calum and doug are naked again pic.twitter.com/3ibHTh89zY
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Calum McSwiggan
@CalumMcSwiggan
@Talisman48 @AsdaServiceTeam please file criminal charges against this clown for destroying your stock
Calum McSwiggan
@CalumMcSwiggan
Hope y’all having a happy gay day
Calum McSwiggan
@CalumMcSwiggan
Guess who got his hair cut pic.twitter.com/IRPXBFXVGj
Calum McSwiggan
@CalumMcSwiggan
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
