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Candace McWilliams
@Cantdancee
@Aelmekadem this is funny bc thatโs what happened to me and my nurse was like โwhat the fuck just happened?โ
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Candace McWilliams
@Cantdancee
okay we get it youโre ready for fall in mid August like that doesnโt happen every year but once itโs cold everyoneโs like SUMMER. fuck off.
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Candace McWilliams
@Cantdancee
@thecatsmeow_69 This is insulting to us real thick people.
Candace McWilliams
@Cantdancee
@vickyssecrett Lmao. I just made that up. Such a mom joke..
Candace McWilliams
@Cantdancee
She survived because the fire inside her burned brighter than the fire around her
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Candace McWilliams
@Cantdancee
When your "On This Day" is literally enough to ruin your day.
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Candace McWilliams
@Cantdancee
@dschaeffer1127 you would've never allowed that ring on your finger
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Candace McWilliams
@Cantdancee
So I snuffed out my bad smoking habit, and it sucks... Like cigarettes are dancing in my head like fucking sugar plums... #upinsmoke
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Candace McWilliams
@Cantdancee
@liannananners I mean. They are awful. But I don't get mine anymore so #teammirena
Candace McWilliams
@Cantdancee
@liannananners oh she bought this one! And randy is super excited that she bought it on her own and he didn't.
Candace McWilliams
@Cantdancee
I work til nine on Sundays and since I'm old now I can't stay up til eleven for walking dead.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
