45.
Carl Gustav
@CaptYonah
If the NYT is known for anything, it's for being a free platform for conservatives! twitter.com/conor64/statusβ¦
46.
Carl Gustav
@CaptYonah
@CaptYonah
He'll be here through the run-off ladies and gentlemen... The Cap'n...!
2 drink minimum after 9:00
He'll be here through the run-off ladies and gentlemen... The Cap'n...!
2 drink minimum after 9:00
Retweet of status by @SGeorgeAlfonso
47.
48.
49.
50.
51.
Carl Gustav
@CaptYonah
@BenHowe Douche flute?!!! @KurtSchlichter
Carl Gustav
@CaptYonah
Wife (about to go walking): Are these pants too tight? Is my booty too juicy?
Daughter: Is this a Carl's Jr commercial?!
Daughter: Is this a Carl's Jr commercial?!
Carl Gustav
@CaptYonah
I think I've found the perfect emoji combo for mocking laughter....
Carl Gustav
@CaptYonah
Isn't it great how @MangyLover still gets out and about? twitter.com/pplexperimentsβ¦
Retweet of status by @_wintergirl93
Carl Gustav
@CaptYonah
Life comes at you fast twitter.com/CaptYonah/statβ¦
Retweet of status by @rhodes_peter1
52.
53.
54.
55.
Carl Gustav
@CaptYonah
@CaptYonah What a bright and wonderful smile! She must look like her mother!
Retweet of status by @FiveChels
Carl Gustav
@CaptYonah
For the 1st time in 8 yrs, I get to watch a warm, welcoming press conference between the Prime Minister of Israel and President of the USA
Retweet of status by @Jewtastic
Carl Gustav
@CaptYonah
Saw a guy making Nazi salute so just beat the shit out of him, his wife and his kid. Turns out he was just hailing a cab. Oops!
Retweet of status by @RubinReport
Carl Gustav
@CaptYonah
OMG! Just seeing this. I want to marry this thread. twitter.com/deadspin/statuβ¦
...but wait! There's more!
45.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
