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Morgan Calisto
@CaptainMorgan6
This will never not be funny pic.twitter.com/NZZcBQHC71
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Morgan Calisto
@CaptainMorgan6
Spread love today and everyday pic.twitter.com/zGuNFJtWqB
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Morgan Calisto
@CaptainMorgan6
Life is way too short and too precious to spend it consumed with hatred, negativity, and anger. Choose positivity. Always.
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Morgan Calisto
@CaptainMorgan6
Morgan Calisto
@CaptainMorgan6
Hate when girls want to be petty and not tell you where they got their clothes or say they can't remember..bitch I'm sure it has a tag
Morgan Calisto
@CaptainMorgan6
bringyour fuckinggrocery cartbackto thecartreturn
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Morgan Calisto
@CaptainMorgan6
RIP Chester Bennington. A rock legend and pug owner gone too soon
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Morgan Calisto
@CaptainMorgan6
when someone plays with my hair pic.twitter.com/X582DQXeep
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Morgan Calisto
@CaptainMorgan6
All my money goes to food and gym clothes.
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Morgan Calisto
@CaptainMorgan6
I wonder how many Starbucks employees want to quit their jobs after making these "unicorn drinks" all day long....
Morgan Calisto
@CaptainMorgan6
Changing up my diet and lemme tell ya what...if I have an attitude it's cuz of my lack of carbs...or you're annoying me
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
