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@CaptainPartyD
The best thing about hotels and Airbnb’s is i can turn the air down as low as I want it… it’s not my bill
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@CaptainPartyD
Not my mans calling me and making sure I’m awake for my 5:30am shift
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@CaptainPartyD
Florida just hits different. #Ispelledhappinesswrong pic.twitter.com/itbYw1F8Op
Dëåmâtīóš 🎊
@CaptainPartyD
Why don’t people understand that the left lane is for PASSING
Dëåmâtīóš 🎊
@CaptainPartyD
someone find that man @GuthalsLayton
Dëåmâtīóš 🎊
@CaptainPartyD
@KimKardashian you petty ass!
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@CaptainPartyD
OMG...I am the drunk uncle at Christmas
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@CaptainPartyD
I'm not like a regular mom I'm a cool mom #HappyHalloween pic.twitter.com/odym9iYNon
Retweet of status by @BronwynGuthals
Dëåmâtīóš 🎃
@CaptainPartyD
Just wanna take a naaaap
Retweet of status by @alisia_raquel
Dëåmâtīóš 🎃
@CaptainPartyD
“He’s being a little a bitch. I need a man not a little bitch.”
Retweet of status by @gracianamariec
Dëåmâtīóš 🎃
@CaptainPartyD
vocal volume for me while drunk does not exist. it’s either I’m yelling or I’m yelling.
Retweet of status by @zachtylerr
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
