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Bootstrap’s Bootstraps
@Captain_Jedi
The kids in People not
Jurassic Park getting vaccinated
Killing grandpa
Jurassic Park getting vaccinated
Killing grandpa
28 Oct 21
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Jurassic Park getting vaccinated
🤝
Killing grandpa
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Harvard Hannah
@Captain_Jedi
Look at all that leg room asking to be tattooed pic.twitter.com/CYR7N4AJP1
10 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Look at all that leg room asking to be tattooed 👀 https://t.co/CYR7N4AJP1
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Harvard Hannah
@Captain_Jedi
02 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “you might be matzah but you’re still a cracker” 💀
Hannah-kuh
@Captain_Jedi
When I get married I will NOT be taking my husband’s last name I WILL be taking his FIRST name
30 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When I get married I will NOT be taking my husband’s last name 😤 I WILL be taking his FIRST name 😌
Harvard Hannah
@Captain_Jedi
I am a
Man
Woman
Jewish Person
Seeking a
Man
Woman
Return of the menorah from the vatican
Man
Woman
Jewish Person
Seeking a
Man
Woman
Return of the menorah from the vatican
Retweet of status by @cinnamorolldyke
15 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I am a
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Jewish Person
Seeking a
⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Return of the menorah from the vatican
Harvard Hannah
@Captain_Jedi
God gave Trump Covid so the twitter feed would be about that and not about conference
02 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote God gave Trump Covid so the twitter feed would be about that and not about conference 🙏🏻
Harvard Hannah
@Captain_Jedi
I would try to date but I’m loyal to my cr*sh and they don’t like me back
Retweet of status by @autumndaun
10 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I would try to date but I’m loyal to my cr*sh and they don’t like me back ✌️😌
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Harvard Hannah
@Captain_Jedi
Summer fun! (*private island all tested negative multiple times wear a mask) pic.twitter.com/RgHxqWaIVv
Retweet of status by @totscheetos
06 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Summer fun! 🏖❤️ (*private island all tested negative multiple times wear a mask❤️) https://t.co/RgHxqWaIVv
Harvard Hannah
@Captain_Jedi
I debated posting this because y’all are cancelling people left and right . I see so much pain and sadness in the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @JeffRightNoww
03 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I debated posting this because y’all are cancelling people left and right 😂. I see so much pain and sadness in the… https://t.co/WRvEUzYdy2
Harvard Hannah
@Captain_Jedi
I want all JTwitter rabbis to know that I love them and that they’re doing great pic.twitter.com/BObfAzx9fX
Retweet of status by @maimonides_nutz
19 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I want all JTwitter rabbis to know that I love them and that they’re doing great 💕 https://t.co/BObfAzx9fX
Harvard Hannah
@Captain_Jedi
Like having the Sex Talk but it’s sitting your naïve younger cousin down to educate her about the harms of MLMs
07 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Like having the Sex Talk™️ but it’s sitting your naïve younger cousin down to educate her about the harms of MLMs
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊