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I am not cool
@CaptianRamRod
This is how my sexting goes.
Me: Sit on my face.
Her:
Me: Sit on my face.
Her:
18 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is how my sexting goes.
Me: Sit on my face.
Her: π
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I am not cool
@CaptianRamRod
To all the people who get offended by my Tweets...
Either unfollow or STFU and grow a pair.
Good talk.
See you out there.
Either unfollow or STFU and grow a pair.
Good talk.
See you out there.
Retweet of status by @Poutymcgee
10 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote To all the people who get offended by my Tweets...
Either unfollow or STFU and grow a pair.
Good talk.
See you out there.
β€οΈ
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Cowboy from hell
@CaptianRamRod
When your aunt rides up on her Harley and says... Let's go shoot guns and swim.
She is so fuckin' awesome
She is so fuckin' awesome
Retweet of status by @Ummm_Nope_
05 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When your aunt rides up on her Harley and says... Let's go shoot guns and swim.
She is so fuckin' awesomeβ€οΈ
Cowboy from hell
@CaptianRamRod
15 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't know how or why... But apparently the "don't go shopping when hungry" rule affects going clothes shopping too.... Sooo many bags π
Cowboy from hell
@CaptianRamRod
10 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Oh, you're sad?.Tired? IDGAF...drop and keep doing push ups until you feel something else..Like anger and pain
My trainers remedy β¬
Cowboy from hell
@CaptianRamRod
09 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hurt my sciatic nerve...my ass wasn't that great to begin with and now half of it is broken...rub it for me. π
Cowboy from hell
@CaptianRamRod
*jerkoff motion*
Hand explosion
All ova ya face
Hand explosion
All ova ya face
Retweet of status by @LoveYoorFate
03 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *jerkoff motion*
Hand explosion
All ova ya face π¦
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Cowboy from hell
@CaptianRamRod
5'9" 180+
5' 10" 200+
5'11" 220+
6' 240+
6'1" 260+
6'2"+ 280+
That's how I like 'em
5' 10" 200+
5'11" 220+
6' 240+
6'1" 260+
6'2"+ 280+
That's how I like 'em
Retweet of status by @tiReynard
05 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 5'9" 180+
5' 10" 200+
5'11" 220+
6' 240+
6'1" 260+
6'2"+ 280+
πThat's how I like 'em
Cowboy from hell
@CaptianRamRod
I'd rather be silly than sexy
Retweet of status by @Ummm_Nope_
15 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'd rather be silly than sexyππ»
Cowboy from hell
@CaptianRamRod
Orgasms are like Pringles.
Once you pop, you can't stop
Once you pop, you can't stop
Retweet of status by @SlipperySecret
27 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Orgasms are like Pringles.
Once you pop, you can't stopπ¦
Cowboy from hell
@CaptianRamRod
TBT to when I got my tongue pierced at a strangers house and he smelled like whiskey and broken dreams.
The 90's were fun
The 90's were fun
Retweet of status by @Ummm_Nope_
13 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote TBT to when I got my tongue pierced at a strangers house and he smelled like whiskey and broken dreams.
The 90's were funππΌ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ