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Ace Slurgin
@Captkindawesome
My chosen family put me up for adoption
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Ace Slurgin
@Captkindawesome
My husband calls me his better half because I better half his dinner on the table when he gets home!
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Ace Slurgin
@Captkindawesome
@SexyNoahCyrus Asians can be annoying Fire Island s too
Ace Slurgin
@Captkindawesome
No I'm not a "porn addict" I just can't get hard unless a woman in spandex stomps on my baby pictures
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Ace Slurgin
@Captkindawesome
If Jessica Rabbit was a Latina I got them Latina hips and thighs pic.twitter.com/bEoVFUiSum
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@Captkindawesome
Orson Welles serving bratty bottom energy pic.twitter.com/y9wxxSBKm5
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@Captkindawesome
Nooooo you're so sexy keep the glasses on during sex haha
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Ace Slurgin
@Captkindawesome
Haha I love New York
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