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Caralaina Pistone
@Caralainaaa
This lady has her dog in the front seat & husband in the back..this will be me as a wife pic.twitter.com/kvdfwNAPi1
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Caralaina Pistone
@Caralainaaa
@spw_x remember when I thought you were Jewish for almost an entire semester because you had a crayon-colored driedel on your wall
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Caralaina Pistone
@Caralainaaa
There's an old Italian man that yells "Donnie Brasco!" whenever he drives by my house, because our last name is Pistone
Caralaina Pistone
@Caralainaaa
@audreydiazz @kt_miller089 yasss soo essitedd
Caralaina Pistone
@Caralainaaa
Uhm don't know how I feel about the only veterinary school in New York being all the way in Ithaca
Caralaina Pistone
@Caralainaaa
Happy 80th grandma #chindon instagram.com/p/wxQmT_pFu9/
Caralaina Pistone
@Caralainaaa
Ever since I got my tonsils out, colds last for 3 days instead of 3 weeks
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Caralaina Pistone
@Caralainaaa
Nobody will ever be encouraged to share a coke with caralaina
Caralaina Pistone
@Caralainaaa
This guy is whipping around corners with his smashed up car like no wonder
Caralaina Pistone
@Caralainaaa
I'm really jealous rn of everyone that lives on Long Island and can just wake up and go to the beach
Caralaina Pistone
@Caralainaaa
My mom describing wolf of wallstreet: "oh my god, I felt like I was watching a fuck fest. Ass, tits, ass, tits. It never ended"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
