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Lord Leroy Nimrod
@CarlSigsworth
Dog owners:
Perfect opportunity to pick up the dog shit from the garden.... Just saying
Perfect opportunity to pick up the dog shit from the garden.... Just saying
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Lord Leroy Nimrod
@CarlSigsworth
How many grammar nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Too
Go nuts.
Too
Go nuts.
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King Juan Carlos.
@CarlSigsworth
@BellaAmberton Ah, yes, they never do close & that explains the whole weekend of working...
King Juan Carlos.
@CarlSigsworth
@MsSkarsgaard Who in their right mind would ever order spaghetti on a first date???
King Juan Carlos.
@CarlSigsworth
Donβt forget to wish your mum a happy Motherβs Day on social media when she doesnβt even have it so wonβt read it anyway
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King Juan Carlos.
@CarlSigsworth
How guys on Twitter think a girl will respond to their unsolicited dick pic pic.twitter.com/tywgY1Vb6v
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King Juan Carlos.
@CarlSigsworth
We are still proud of @leedsrhinos #SuperLeagueChampions
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King Juan Carlos. The Jew
@CarlSigsworth
@manondessauce How did you miss what? Croissant day? For real? Iβve missed it too then.......
Carlos the happy Jewish prince
@CarlSigsworth
@DamCou When you think you're worldly but you have to look up "teabagging" on urban dictionary. #WhatAnIdiot
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King Juan Carlos the Jewish un-Jew
@CarlSigsworth
Goodnight all
Credit here to @Mister_Kaay pic.twitter.com/aTJeQVPD58
Credit here to @Mister_Kaay pic.twitter.com/aTJeQVPD58
King Juan Carlos the Jewish un-Jew
@CarlSigsworth
CCTV of Amir Khans living room night before he left for the jungle
Apologies in advance. I couldnβt resist.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Apologies in advance. I couldnβt resist.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
