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Caroline Ryan
@Carol_Ryannn
Everyone who has ever said "you're JUST a nurse" or "I'd love to work JUST 3 days a week" should have to shadow one for JUST 12 hrs
21 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Everyone who has ever said "you're JUST a nurse" or "I'd love to work JUST 3 days a week" should have to shadow one for JUST 12 hrs π
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Caroline Ryan
@Carol_Ryannn
Alright, tonight I'm gonna feel like a competent nurse and the highlight of my night won't be a systolic of 57
18 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Alright, tonight I'm gonna feel like a competent nurse and the highlight of my night won't be a systolic of 57π
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Caroline Ryan
@Carol_Ryannn
I take care of at LEAST one alcohol withdrawal pt a week (usually w/ a shot liver too) but yea marijuana is still illegal in MO
13 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I take care of at LEAST one alcohol withdrawal pt a week (usually w/ a shot liver too) but yea marijuana is still illegal in MOπΈβοΈ
Caroline Ryan
@Carol_Ryannn
Justifying getting my nails done bc the hand sanitizer at work strips regular polish in .5 seconds #RNprobs
12 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Justifying getting my nails done bc the hand sanitizer at work strips regular polish in .5 seconds π #RNprobs
Caroline Ryan
@Carol_Ryannn
#NightShift got me making grilled cheese and peanut butter pancakes at 0130 and I'm not mad about it
02 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #NightShift got me making grilled cheese and peanut butter pancakes at 0130 and I'm not mad about itπ€·πΌββοΈπ
Caroline Ryan
@Carol_Ryannn
People told my student that his art degree is useless in medicine. I disagree wholeheartedly (this is his work). pic.twitter.com/rMChyuULDe
Retweet of status by @concernecus
24 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People told my student that his art degree is useless in medicine. I disagree wholeheartedly (this is his work). π https://t.co/rMChyuULDe
Caroline Ryan
@Carol_Ryannn
When you barely have friends and don't know who your bridesmaids will be
Retweet of status by @ThatNursingChic
22 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you barely have friends and don't know who your bridesmaids will beπ
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Caroline Ryan
@Carol_Ryannn
We are not "just nurses".
Unless you're irrationally mad at us for something beyond our control. Then it's "Sorry, I'm just the nurse."
Unless you're irrationally mad at us for something beyond our control. Then it's "Sorry, I'm just the nurse."
Retweet of status by @casslives
17 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We are not "just nurses".
Unless you're irrationally mad at us for something beyond our control. Then it's "Sorry, I'm just the nurse."ππ»
Caroline Ryan
@Carol_Ryannn
Those shifts where you're just happy your patients are alive at shift change
09 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Those shifts where you're just happy your patients are alive at shift changeπͺ
Caroline Ryan
@Carol_Ryannn
01 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote IF I HEAR ONE MORE FITSPO CHICK SAY SHE DOESNT TRAIN UPPER BODY BECAUSE IT "GROWS TOO FAST" πΉπΉπΉ BITCH GIMME THAT MUSCLE MIRACLE GROW THEN
Caroline Ryan
@Carol_Ryannn
PIT BULLS ARE A REPRESENTATION OF THEIR OWNER they are only aggressive if u train them to be pic.twitter.com/PetlsQPAn8
Retweet of status by @allycstone
25 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote PIT BULLS ππΌ ARE ππΌ A ππΌ REPRESENTATION ππΌ OF ππΌ THEIR ππΌ OWNER ππΌ they are only aggressive if u train them to be https://t.co/PetlsQPAn8
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ