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The Notorious C.E.G.
@CarolinesGood
nothing like getting a stomach virus to keep you humble
28 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote nothing like getting a stomach virus to keep you humbleπ
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The Notorious C.E.G.
@CarolinesGood
leaned over my patient to fix her O2 mask & she said "oh sweetie. your ends are so split. bless your heart"
14 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote leaned over my patient to fix her O2 mask & she said "oh sweetie. your ends are so split. bless your heart" π
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The Notorious C.E.G.
@CarolinesGood
asked the 2 year old what shape the [triangle block] was. & he said cake... i mean he's not wrong
07 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote asked the 2 year old what shape the [triangle block] was. & he said cake... i mean he's not wrong π€·π»ββοΈ
The Notorious C.E.G.
@CarolinesGood
25 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Son: "Dad, I'm in jail"
Dad: "Hi, In Jail..."
Son: "pls don't"
Dad: "I'm Dad π" [hangs up]
The Notorious C.E.G.
@CarolinesGood
I put together a video compilation of all the times I've scared my mom. You're welcome pic.twitter.com/O5cFkSlUag
Retweet of status by @_graciefrancis
13 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I put together a video compilation of all the times I've scared my mom. You're welcome π https://t.co/O5cFkSlUag
The Notorious C.E.G.
@CarolinesGood
For that tweet you're a VIP for life!
Give us a DM & we'll sort out a Free VIP Table next time you come down +β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Give us a DM & we'll sort out a Free VIP Table next time you come down +β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
22 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote For that tweet you're a VIP for life! π³ππΌ
Give us a DM & we'll sort out a Free VIP Table next time you come down +β¦ https://t.co/9CDrk2SIH5
The Notorious C.E.G.
@CarolinesGood
idk what's cooler. that i need an intensive root canal OR that it's on monday at 8 am
08 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote idk what's cooler. that i need an intensive root canal OR that it's on monday at 8 amπ
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The Notorious C.E.G.
@CarolinesGood
life's pretty dreamy
21 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote life's pretty dreamy ππ
The Notorious C.E.G.
@CarolinesGood
my face while in the car waiting for you twitter.com/natalie_cat6/sβ¦
06 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote my face while in the car waiting for youπππ https://t.co/2rHS4Z02Jm
The Notorious C.E.G.
@CarolinesGood
wrote a poem and it got my ticket appeal granted pic.twitter.com/WCIgu7sXqu
25 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote wrote a poem and it got my ticket appeal grantedπ https://t.co/WCIgu7sXqu
The Notorious C.E.G.
@CarolinesGood
girl in front of me in chap keeps leaning back and tickling my knees w her hair
03 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote girl in front of me in chap keeps leaning back and tickling my knees w her hair π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ