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Carson the Tortoise
@CarsonTortoise
Be the tortoise: take it slow, rest, reflect, & reconnect! #TortoiseTuesday pic.twitter.com/BVede7FcfY
02 Nov 21
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Carson the Tortoise
@CarsonTortoise
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?! With a pumpkin patch!Β #CarsontheComedian pic.twitter.com/Iu3HOVdGX4
30 Sep 21
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Carson the Tortoise
@CarsonTortoise
Did you know that tortoises typically outlive elephants?!Β #FunFactFriday pic.twitter.com/lbA85jlzEf
10 Sep 21
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Carson the Tortoise
@CarsonTortoise
No worries, no hurries! #SlowAndSteady pic.twitter.com/Ah4ofrnzCu
17 Aug 21
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Carson the Tortoise
@CarsonTortoise
Did you know that I have a collarbone, ribs, and a spine inside of my shell?! #FunFactFriday pic.twitter.com/on5DDsgcUG
16 Jul 21
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Carson the Tortoise
@CarsonTortoise
Happy #TortoiseTuesday! Be the tortoise: take it slow, rest, reflect, reconnect! pic.twitter.com/PeH6ZgrotB
13 Jul 21
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Carson the Tortoise
@CarsonTortoise
Did you know that I smell from the roof of my mouth?! #FunFactFriday pic.twitter.com/XeeRGoxzAm
21 May 21
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Carson the Tortoise
@CarsonTortoise
Why don't eggs tell jokes?! They'd crack each other up! #CarsontheComedian pic.twitter.com/ilpqSg80T6
08 Apr 21
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Carson the Tortoise
@CarsonTortoise
Did you know that my tortoise shell is composed of approximately 60 bones?! #FunFactFriday pic.twitter.com/566aJaV22k
12 Mar 21
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Carson the Tortoise
@CarsonTortoise
Why are penguins socially awkward?! They canβt break the ice! #CarsontheComedian pic.twitter.com/KT2slRvlpO
04 Mar 21
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Carson the Tortoise
@CarsonTortoise
Happy #ValentinesDay! Lettuce love one another! I hope you have an enjoyable and safe shell-ebration! pic.twitter.com/0mF9qFR6B9
14 Feb 21
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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