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Carter
@CarterMcKelvain
We looked better than the real Kim and Ron pic.twitter.com/BF6a85uLVC
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Carter
@CarterMcKelvain
@BCain_3 @Meagan_Benson21 omg it does
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Carter
@CarterMcKelvain
Can we just take a moment to admire this beautiful alien/doctor that I get to spend my life with? pic.twitter.com/eUMa7MkWH9
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Carter
@CarterMcKelvain
I'm not a sellout but give me $250K/year and I'll do whatever you want me to. washingtonpost.com/news/the-switcβ¦
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Carter
@CarterMcKelvain
In Calif., you pay the following for each gallon of gas:
75 cents to gov
8 cents to oil company profits
Those greedy oil companies!
75 cents to gov
8 cents to oil company profits
Those greedy oil companies!
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Carter
@CarterMcKelvain
Need root on VMWare vRealize? Just run diagnosticCommandExecutor.hzn. Thanks VMWare! @jarsnah12 #Privesc #Pentest pic.twitter.com/xFc0gv5jTb
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Carter
@CarterMcKelvain
Happy #StPatricksDay! Keep your pot 'o gold stashed away with the lock o' the Irish!
What? It's luck of the Irish? Blimey!
What? It's luck of the Irish? Blimey!
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Carter
@CarterMcKelvain
Open Carry starts today....let the parade of guns begin
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Carter
@CarterMcKelvain
This watch is perfect...thank you @CarterMcKelvain pic.twitter.com/yx6D25e3X7
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Carter
@CarterMcKelvain
I told my mom that Snowden retweeted me. She started freaking out because she's worried about me being a target of the government. u mom.
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Carter
@CarterMcKelvain
I wouldn't update you because you're already perfect.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
