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Carter Neff
@CarterNeff
Starting to regret that Groupon vasectomy the boys and I got Claireโs - feeling sore
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Carter Neff
@CarterNeff
Something to talk about pic.twitter.com/ppfO9IaQfS
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Carter Neff
@CarterNeff
my first time making soap bars do u like them pic.twitter.com/l23ns1fmXk
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Carter Neff
@CarterNeff
I have smelled vile, disgusting things in my line of work but NOTHING beats the smell of a forgotten protein shake blender bottle
Carter Neff
@CarterNeff
hi hereโs a color i did today i love what i do pic.twitter.com/JAuRvc6DCC
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Carter Neff
@CarterNeff
The greatest skill Iโve acquired from my military career is the ability to nap anywhere & anytime
Carter Neff
@CarterNeff
I need a boo that I can get drunk & fight strangers in an Applebeeโs parking lot with
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Carter Neff
@CarterNeff
No Nut November????
More like No Nut till Marriage
More like No Nut till Marriage
Carter Neff
@CarterNeff
Fuck buddy itโs been a rough year pic.twitter.com/zGNLfQkaL2
Carter Neff
@CarterNeff
Ohio just hates women and itโs disgusting
Carter Neff
@CarterNeff
@Andrew5Zirkle Story of my life
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
