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Jimmy
@Cartwright_Jim1
Nandoβs would go down like a treat right now
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Jimmy
@Cartwright_Jim1
Girls that get their mates to video them skanking and put stuff like 'get me back to the darnceeee' make me wanna delete all social media
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Jimmy
@Cartwright_Jim1
The fact I never remember anything after a night out is dangerous
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Jimmy
@Cartwright_Jim1
Want the mates I have now for life, no one beats the mad cunts
Jimmy
@Cartwright_Jim1
Bare girls are skets these days
Jimmy
@Cartwright_Jim1
Week today and I'll be on the way to Leeds to get up to a naughty weekend
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Jimmy
@Cartwright_Jim1
Wonder if it was just Granville that did 'top 3 ' and you'd have three girls you fancied in order
Jimmy
@Cartwright_Jim1
@robbi_lcfc And we do , just waiting for one now
Jimmy
@Cartwright_Jim1
Josh had sex with a dwarf last night after after she goes 'I think I've gave you clap sorry'
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
