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Chelsey Faye
@ChelseyFayee
Big Dave is losing the battle with a sink he's replacing. "Faggot Cunt Sucking Dick you're gonna dick me around like that"
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Chelsey Faye
@ChelseyFayee
I really don't like when Jace isn't home with us...I always miss him too much
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Chelsey Faye
@ChelseyFayee
Emoji now had a pimp hand
Chelsey Faye
@ChelseyFayee
Whoever said money doesn't bring happiness was clearly never hungry, at Micky D's & only able to afford one MCdub & no McChic. No gangbang
Chelsey Faye
@ChelseyFayee
So today I'm making my first turkey & having DJs fam over for dinner. This could either be catastrophic or excellent. Prayers welcomed
Chelsey Faye
@ChelseyFayee
Woke up to my cat having pissed all over the apt & then coming in bed to piss on me. How's your day going?
Chelsey Faye
@ChelseyFayee
β@StephShube: These chairs are so uncomfortable β my ass in numb & it may now be falter than when I came in...
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Chelsey Faye
@ChelseyFayee
My cat is a guard cat. I no sooner said "get out of my room" to Ash's dog when he shot out from under the bed & chased her out. My nigga
Chelsey Faye
@ChelseyFayee
Didn't have to nanny & got to spend the day cuddling with my little feline son & favorite boy #FamilyBonding
Chelsey Faye
@ChelseyFayee
Last but not least, I would like to give the award for boyfriend of the year to @dj_loechner for pulling an all nighter & taking care of me
Chelsey Faye
@ChelseyFayee
You could be my silver spring, blue green colors flashing
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
