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Chembo
@ChemboMusaka
The “U” in “adult” stands for “uzachiona”
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Chembo
@ChemboMusaka
Missing person.Kindly retweet pic.twitter.com/QjoaYqntUB
Retweet of status by @ChombaBlues
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Chembo
@ChemboMusaka
So My housemate told this guy that she was craving chicken ka….? Ah ah
Doesn’t he pop up with a live chicken?
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Doesn’t he pop up with a live chicken?
… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @Gummy_drop_Emmy
Chembo
@ChemboMusaka
Sending her an exam care package and she fails.
Retweet of status by @aquila_fpoz_
Chembo
@ChemboMusaka
@officialshawa Takwachiba ama “Do you know who I am? Who do you think you are?” Uko
Chembo
@ChemboMusaka
Face card shouldn’t have a filter that’s cheating.
Retweet of status by @Musonda_R_Tembo
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@ChemboMusaka
Some girls here only hit my DM because they think I'm a medical doctor. I'm a BSc registered nurse please.
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Chembo
@ChemboMusaka
Velocity balunda? Oh well, we continue to strive for excellence
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Chembo
@ChemboMusaka
DSTV increasing prices for us to watch Terminator and The Dark Knight Trilogy for the 100th time
Retweet of status by @KalebweMutwale
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
