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Angel Bliss
@CherubicMilf
When you go on a date and he shows you the gallery on his phone of pictures of other womensโ feet
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Angel Bliss
@CherubicMilf
If I get one more scammer telling me to send them money so they can be my sugar daddy, Iโm going to lose it
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Angel Bliss
@CherubicMilf
I just found out this doesn't mean rain.
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Angel Bliss
@CherubicMilf
@LoveMyScionFRS I already asked him and he said yes. I asked him before we met, just to be sure
Angel Bliss
@CherubicMilf
There were problems getting it up. Iโm talking about my Christmas tree. Obviously.
Angel Bliss
@CherubicMilf
A crew of four hunky Russian movers. That totally trumps having a boyfriend to help me move.
Angel Bliss
@CherubicMilf
Is there a way to un-sleep with a guy after finding out he loves white chocolate?!
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Angel Bliss
@CherubicMilf
@thelalifecoach Your hug boobs?? Freudian spellcheck slip!
Angel Bliss
@CherubicMilf
Me (after having five inches chopped from the length of my hair): Do you like it?
Him: Is that a new top?
Him: Is that a new top?
Angel Bliss
@CherubicMilf
If someone exclaims: โThat was a doozie!โ after sex, what do they mean? Asking for a friend.
Angel Bliss
@CherubicMilf
Him on a text: I just got off.
Me: Oooh you saucy boy!
Him: No, I mean I just got off work.
Me: Oooh you saucy boy!
Him: No, I mean I just got off work.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
