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Chloe Mawer
@Chloe_Mawer
Me: "all that's been on TV all day is football"
Colton: "does that not make your balls tingle?"
.....yes.... he actually said this...
Colton: "does that not make your balls tingle?"
.....yes.... he actually said this...
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Chloe Mawer
@Chloe_Mawer
Got up so early to make it back to Mag for my 9 o'clock lab and it got cancelled as soon as I got on interstate
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Chloe Mawer
@Chloe_Mawer
Omg ily twitter.com/annaclaire97/sโฆ
Chloe Mawer
@Chloe_Mawer
So happy to be back in Mag
Chloe Mawer
@Chloe_Mawer
It's always a good morning when you're at work alone and a homeless man comes in carrying whiskey and says he got out of jail yesterday
Chloe Mawer
@Chloe_Mawer
If anybody is thinking about majoring in nursing and you don't like studying 24/7... Just don't do it
Chloe Mawer
@Chloe_Mawer
Could my day honestly get any worse?
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Chloe Mawer
@Chloe_Mawer
About to roll out of bed, fail this test, roll back in bed, sleep for 6 hours.
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Chloe Mawer
@Chloe_Mawer
Couldn't go to casino night but thanks to literally everyone's sc I got the play by play of that dude dancing...
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Chloe Mawer
@Chloe_Mawer
Olive Garden sounds so good.
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Chloe Mawer
@Chloe_Mawer
@Chloe_Mawer Thank you, CM!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
