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Chris Oflyng
@ChrisOflyng
My heart does a little "!" every time I think about you.
There it is now, "!!!!" Little tickles in my heart.
There it is now, "!!!!" Little tickles in my heart.
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Chris Oflyng
@ChrisOflyng
Today I went to Walmart to buy a peach and got hit in the face with an IPad. THANKS BLACK FRIDAY! THANKS!
I never even got my peach.
I never even got my peach.
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Chris Oflyng
@ChrisOflyng
Happy Thanksgiving!
Right now I'm watching my moms boyfriend and ex argue and IM LOVING the awkward tension.
..better than television.
Right now I'm watching my moms boyfriend and ex argue and IM LOVING the awkward tension.
..better than television.
Chris Oflyng
@ChrisOflyng
Somebody told me women can't do as much as men cause they can't pee standing up.
I'm now building a female urinal to prove them wrong.
I'm now building a female urinal to prove them wrong.
Chris Oflyng
@ChrisOflyng
@colorfuldail STOP YOUR MAKING ME CRY FOR TWO REASONS NOW!!
Chris Oflyng
@ChrisOflyng
I gave an old woman a dollar and she preformed a song and dance on a red doll while smiling at me..
THIS IS LITERALLY VOODOO!
THIS IS LITERALLY VOODOO!
Chris Oflyng
@ChrisOflyng
Today I went on my first motorcycle ride... THROUGH A RIVER AND A FREAKING MOUNTAIN! ..Plus I didn't even wear a helmet.
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Chris Oflyng
@ChrisOflyng
Reunited! pic.twitter.com/g8PnpZQ6wL
Chris Oflyng
@ChrisOflyng
Seeing you makes me smile so much my cheeks hurt, but I still can't stop.
Chris Oflyng
@ChrisOflyng
Guys I'm leaving, I love you all. I promise. Goodbye LA. I'll see you soon.
Chris Oflyng
@ChrisOflyng
I got
The doctor said: "wear these glasses to protect your eyes brat" pic.twitter.com/MF0U6cI7rf
The doctor said: "wear these glasses to protect your eyes brat" pic.twitter.com/MF0U6cI7rf
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
