23.
Cx
@Chrisexcess
Who has two thumbs and just parallel parked a jeep no sweat?
Retweet of status by @LunaLionheart
24.
Cx
@Chrisexcess
For all you judging judy's out there, of course I'm going to love my future children unconditionally no matter what month they're born
Retweet of status by @LunaLionheart
25.
26.
27.
28.
29.
Cx
@Chrisexcess
Back to your regularly scheduled program of sunshine & unicorns
Retweet of status by @LunaLionheart
Cx
@Chrisexcess
I got a .45 & a shovel No one will miss You twitter.com/Chrisexcess/stβ¦
Retweet of status by @CheslicKandy
Cx
@Chrisexcess
@IssaBabaduke thanks babe
Retweet of status by @LunaLionheart
Cx
@Chrisexcess
1 month til we open for the coolest dudes ever, @EODMofficial!!! Good times & EODM-themed pale ale to be had. pic.twitter.com/FrjcA9K4Bx
Retweet of status by @thebeaches
Cx
@Chrisexcess
Email dominance plays
You copy my boss, I copy yours and put you in your place in front of both of them.
You copy my boss, I copy yours and put you in your place in front of both of them.
Retweet of status by @LunaLionheart
30.
31.
32.
33.
Cx
@Chrisexcess
When I stumble across a random account that blocked me pic.twitter.com/r0hFHnsWpD
Retweet of status by @LunaLionheart
Cx
@Chrisexcess
I'll post something special for you today.
Happy Birthday!!!! :)
@LunaLionheart @IssaBabaduke
Happy Birthday!!!! :)
@LunaLionheart @IssaBabaduke
Cx
@Chrisexcess
About last night pic.twitter.com/FjyvuJvvIT
Cx
@Chrisexcess
*seductively sucks lollipop while you watch*
*leans over and whispers in your ear*
"You wish."
*walks away sucking lollipop*
*leans over and whispers in your ear*
"You wish."
*walks away sucking lollipop*
Retweet of status by @iHeartBJsA7X
...but wait! There's more!
23.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
