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Matt👽
@Chxmbs
@Chuka_187 People are so bad with money until they have £10 left, then they become money saving experts
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Matt👽
@Chxmbs
Having something to look forward to is such a buzz
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Matt👽
@Chxmbs
I felt smithy when he said how many nurofen to finish him off
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Matt👽
@Chxmbs
My medication: don’t have skin in direct sunlight
Weather: mind if I hit 31c heat every day this week?
Weather: mind if I hit 31c heat every day this week?
Matt👽
@Chxmbs
People who can’t accept that they are wrong are bad energy vibes
Matt👽
@Chxmbs
@CaucasianJames But James you’re already the thiccest on twitter
Matt👽
@Chxmbs
It’s always “I nominate you to run 5k” and never “I nominate you to eat your body weight in garlic bread”
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myself matt
@Chxmbs
I just eat out of boredom these days, I can’t remember the last time I ate because I was genuinely hungry
myself
@Chxmbs
Whenever I wear brand new underwear I always feel like an entirely new person
myself
@Chxmbs
@elliebeebee43 Hahaha it’s just annoying every day “Aitch though would let him ruin me xxxxx” god sake hahah
myself
@Chxmbs
might mess around and
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
