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Falcon
@Ckjera
Man, Cartman set a 7:05am alarm on my Amazon Echo last night while I was watching South Park and I didn't notice until it went off earlier
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Falcon
@Ckjera
If y'all don't hear from @shipp33 for a week, here's why pic.twitter.com/EElZTAoM2f
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Falcon
@Ckjera
@ScarfTake Omg not funny.
Falcon
@Ckjera
@Sethrogen You can totally come hang out one day and we can watch it! I own it on DVD
Falcon
@Ckjera
Growing up I always thought I was going to brag to my kids that I was BFF's with @Sarah_Gillis_ in the 6th grade #WNBA
Falcon
@Ckjera
Sitting on the couch drinking wine out of the bottle because I give up on being a house wife.
Falcon
@Ckjera
@Ckjera That's the girl I fell in love with
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Falcon
@Ckjera
@FracSkate come get this cat. I can not live with her. And maybe bring some hallucinogens so I can tell Daniel she died when he comes down
Falcon
@Ckjera
Really don't want to be a mother today when does my live in get home??
Falcon
@Ckjera
When you're about to run a red light but then you remember that you're a mother now and you have a baby in the car
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
