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Claire Nโด el
@ClaireN0el
@Sainttales83 I don't know how they missed the headlights coming at them.
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A month from tomorrow, I will be on a flight to Alaska with my love.
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@ClaireN0el
I'm convinced my makeup would turn out 1000 times better if I had robes like these to get ready in. pic.twitter.com/phAQ1oIqnX
Claire Nโด el
@ClaireN0el
Today I'm thankful I don't work a retail job that's open on Thanksgiving Day.
Claire Nโด el
@ClaireN0el
I made homemade cupcakes this morning, and I think I've put on 20 pounds already. pic.twitter.com/nnen8buP3s
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@ClaireN0el
@ClaireN0el just saw this and this is so badass
Retweet of status by @Sainttales83
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A customer tipped me $30 on a $12 order and told me my voice on the phone didn't suit my face.
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I don't know that I'll be able to maneuver around Trump's inflated ego or the mountain of bodies Hillary has piled up to get to the polls.
Claire Nโด el
@ClaireN0el
If you're not going to tip your delivery driver then at least refrain from making jokes about the gas shortage.
Claire Nโด el
@ClaireN0el
@connormcentyre @_RachelClements @chance_mcentyre I'll happily prevent you all from ever developing esophageal cancer.
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My favorite screencaps from American Psycho. pic.twitter.com/u0hcbc0BBy
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
