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cody
@Cody_Sturrock
My buddy left his phone in my room and the text that popped up... "Wyd daddy"
U know I had to read
U know I had to read
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cody
@Cody_Sturrock
I miss my childhood friends. Life's took us all in different directions. Most of us don't speak anymore, some of us can't speak anymore...
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cody
@Cody_Sturrock
My mom has now saved 10 lives! her corneas saved 2 more lives pic.twitter.com/VzKpIBMaeR
cody
@Cody_Sturrock
Mom: what bills you got??
Me: I got a lifestyle mom that's a bill in itself
Me: I got a lifestyle mom that's a bill in itself
cody
@Cody_Sturrock
I have a lot of tattoos but I'd swear one of them says hey waste my time
cody
@Cody_Sturrock
Tropical Storm Class Cancelerrr
Aaaaayyyyeeee!!!
Aaaaayyyyeeee!!!
cody
@Cody_Sturrock
I can proudly say I've never fell victim into wasting my money on a fidget spinner
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@Cody_Sturrock
I love when someone leaves me on read then texts me like a month later. foh. I don't forget.
cody
@Cody_Sturrock
I'm drinking my first coke in years and I don't know how you people consistently ingest this stuff and still live.
cody
@Cody_Sturrock
....I thought people said they weren't wasting anyone's time in 2017.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
