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Colton Kling
@ColtonKling
this land is my land
this land is whore-land pic.twitter.com/TPP0yWSu8p
this land is whore-land pic.twitter.com/TPP0yWSu8p
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Colton Kling
@ColtonKling
Can't wait to make love To my best friend (my wife) during the eclipse ever seen "fireworks" during an eclipse?? We will #Sexual #healthy
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Colton Kling
@ColtonKling
Keep your eye on the ball pic.twitter.com/QmchU3PBTb
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Colton Kling
@ColtonKling
Suck it, Trump pic.twitter.com/rkunnndJgJ
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Colton Kling
@ColtonKling
Sorry millennial Jezebels, I'm not on "Tinder." I'm too busy being "Tender" with my wife of 12 years ,who is sexy as h*ll
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Colton Kling
@ColtonKling
Girl, I wanna #nog in your #bog
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Colton Kling
@ColtonKling
I think I might make a playlist for the year 2016, full of music to come out this year.
yep I'm gonna do it.
yep I'm gonna do it.
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Colton Kling
@ColtonKling
Halloween is for amateurs. I wear a "mask" every day, as I pretend to play by society's rules.
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Colton Kling
@ColtonKling
.@realDonaldTrump Try to date my daughter in 10 yrs - or 100 yrs!! - and the only date you'll have⦠is with a knuckle sandwich!
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Colton Kling
@ColtonKling
*How to heal the racial divide*
Trump- "Bring back an unconstitutional racial profiling system"...............
Trump- "Bring back an unconstitutional racial profiling system"...............
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Colton Kling
@ColtonKling
Hey teens, are you registered to vote? vote.usa.gov pic.twitter.com/QAc69crHrp
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
