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Colton Stephens
@ColtonStephens
@Whataburger Iβm sure itβll taste the same. But everything on the menu will get more expensive
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Colton Stephens
@ColtonStephens
Let's just get today over with
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Colton Stephens
@ColtonStephens
I still never get these kinds of texts...
Colton Stephens
@ColtonStephens
Balls. I'm tired af but I can't sleep to save my ass.
Colton Stephens
@ColtonStephens
@allie_reaume is the most amazing person I've ever met. I hope when I grow up I can be half as cool as her
Colton Stephens
@ColtonStephens
Last night I was the only white guy at a Mexican wedding. I danced my balls off, but I'll probably never drink tequila again
Colton Stephens
@ColtonStephens
@FunnyPicsDepot @EricThaFisha I think this is the longest wipeout I've ever seen.
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Colton Stephens
@ColtonStephens
Officially done with my freshman year of college
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Colton Stephens
@ColtonStephens
"My aunt said that she doesn't want her dogs eyeballs to get dry when he's in the back of the pick-up.." pic.twitter.com/ra02aqd8fm
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Colton Stephens
@ColtonStephens
Not all heroes wear capes. pic.twitter.com/U5ctZyjKRl
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Colton Stephens
@ColtonStephens
@Hollybeth777 What's the reasoning behind that??
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
