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ComfyDaddy
@ComfyAsFuck
Another torn jockstrap, i swear all i’m doing is wearing them pic.twitter.com/7KuOrjrrUb
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ComfyDaddy
@ComfyAsFuck
It’s a shame/blessing that i didn’t live tweet my last 48 hours like i’m lucky to be alive after partying that hard
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ComfyDaddy
@ComfyAsFuck
Lifehack alert If you get a hole in your shirt, just poke many more until you look like a basic bro circa 2015 pic.twitter.com/ID7MDhbpEV
ComfyDaddy
@ComfyAsFuck
Whoops tweeting on the flight and I think the guy sitting next to me saw my dick
ComfyDaddy
@ComfyAsFuck
I show up to your door on Valentine’s Day looking like a Pokémon Daddy Cowboy Slut wyd?
p.s. this was actually m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
p.s. this was actually m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
ComfyDaddy
@ComfyAsFuck
Ya think I can put World Pride on my taxes as legitimate gay slut business?
ComfyDaddy
@ComfyAsFuck
Shoutout to all the ⚧️ Asians going to New Year’s Eve family reunion today, especially if you’re sober
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ComfyDaddy
@ComfyAsFuck
Anyone cumming to Midsumma Carnival tomorrow? Come see the milkmen! Imma be giving out candy! pic.twitter.com/DKOKzM5gRp
ComfyDaddy ✦ 🎄 ⋆ ✧ ✷ · ✧ ✵
@ComfyAsFuck
It’s my Birthday!
Here’s an unrelated pic to celebrate. pic.twitter.com/TQhnQQPNGG
Here’s an unrelated pic to celebrate. pic.twitter.com/TQhnQQPNGG
ComfyDaddy
@ComfyAsFuck
It is a no bones day
ComfyDaddy + 𝙎𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙤💚
@ComfyAsFuck
Stating an ass thread so I can wake up to pics of ass I’ll go first… pic.twitter.com/SlFxaj5kyW
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
