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Dead Pan Nick
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No one was more ready for Utah Valley’s first nationally televised game than the school’s president pic.twitter.com/30EZVPVbZq
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Dead Pan Nick
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Brock Purdy fans — we got you
(via @CBSSports)
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(via @CBSSports)
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Dead Pan Nick
@Contwixt
For those that enjoy a BLOOPER. I'm blessed to be doing what I love. 🥲
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Jolly ol’ Dead Pan Nick
@Contwixt
If you guys are with me tonight post your glass of wine
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Dead Pan Nick
@Contwixt
Know your emojis
half asleep
choking
mouth wired shut
ectoplasm barf
breast exam
too much makeup
sn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
half asleep
choking
mouth wired shut
ectoplasm barf
breast exam
too much makeup
sn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @Marlebean
Dead Pan Nick
@Contwixt
Hottest ticket in town! pic.twitter.com/eH4FTr3Iyl
Dead Pan Nick
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@Contwixt @Darlainky That's not how it works. I think
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Contwixt Nick
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Nick Or Treat
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You may think her mom jeans scream “dull and boring” but they really say “my Kohl’s Cash was expiring”.
Retweet of status by @junejuly12
Dead Pan Nick
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Most Comedians are Sad
(It's true)
#Comedyin4Words
(It's true)
#Comedyin4Words
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Dead Pan Nick
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@Contwixt @oakhillbargrill I'll judge you by your toilet paper...samsies.
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
