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Craig Kellyβ’
@Crai9y335
My bank balance isn't ready for Christmas
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Craig Kellyβ’
@Crai9y335
Remember, you have to be odd to be number 1
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Craig Kellyβ’
@Crai9y335
Let's play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.
Craig Kellyβ’
@Crai9y335
Bonfire night has been and gone. Stop with the god dam fireworks!
Craig Kellyβ’
@Crai9y335
When I'm alone, I think and think and think.
Craig Kellyβ’
@Crai9y335
When you stretch so hard and your whole body shakes
Craig Kellyβ’
@Crai9y335
When people walk slow in front of me pic.twitter.com/p1ZPgd87BC
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Craig Kellyβ’
@Crai9y335
Craig Kellyβ’
@Crai9y335
If he doesn't gasp when you put it in
Go home.
Go home.
Craig Kellyβ’
@Crai9y335
When you come home from work and your boyfriend has made you dinner and a choice of desserts #he'sakeeper
Craig Kellyβ’
@Crai9y335
Sundays are for eating junk food, cuddles and films pic.twitter.com/tgPHh2PvLf
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
