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Cris
@CrisMtzgr
Why do men like boobs? I have a ball of fat on my stomach... why doesn't that turn you on as well
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Cris
@CrisMtzgr
Cause doggies make everything better pic.twitter.com/X0lgKpTs30
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Cris
@CrisMtzgr
How about my arms around your neck, your hands around my waist, and no room for the Holy Ghost in between
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Cris
@CrisMtzgr
Iβm short and mostly boobs and butt.
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Cris
@CrisMtzgr
Show me on your soul where the bad world hurt you so I can kiss it and make it better.
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Cris
@CrisMtzgr
You call other women βwhoreβ as though an expert on the subject...
Cool
Cool
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Cris
@CrisMtzgr
You are my never ending fire;
One, I don't mind burning in.
One, I don't mind burning in.
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@CrisMtzgr
The sun is in my eyes... I love it
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Cris
@CrisMtzgr
Just bought Bounty napkins, as opposed to generic, like Iβm some kind of millionaire
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Cris
@CrisMtzgr
the person above me is masturbating
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Cris
@CrisMtzgr
@MissLynette13 Thank you
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
