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Crissy
@CrissyhasTweets
You're just jealous that I can pick up girls better than you.
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Crissy
@CrissyhasTweets
Ink is done! She just needs some eyelashes and the edges painted black. pic.twitter.com/wIaz6z3nUJ
Retweet of status by @Simbo_Jarvis
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Crissy
@CrissyhasTweets
Oh, you like me?
It'll last two days, promise.
It'll last two days, promise.
Retweet of status by @miaruslan23
Crissy
@CrissyhasTweets
Trying to stay awake...just to say goodnight.
Crissy
@CrissyhasTweets
Me: GOOD MORNING!
Coworker:
Me:
Coworker:
Me:
Me:
Me:
"And that's how I got stabbed."
Coworker:
Me:
Coworker:
Me:
Me:
Me:
"And that's how I got stabbed."
Retweet of status by @SufficientCharm
Crissy
@CrissyhasTweets
You're so redundant.
Crissy
@CrissyhasTweets
I wish my nigga would watch porn.... what you gotta watch porn for? I can be your personal pornstar. role play everynight fym
Retweet of status by @ShayBoogie1224
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Crissy
@CrissyhasTweets
I hate long distance. I want my boyfriend back.
Retweet of status by @4Ever_Waiting
Crissy
@CrissyhasTweets
Me: "Have a good day!"
Them: "I won't."
Ok, then fuck you and your day you pessimist. Don't kill my vibe.
Them: "I won't."
Ok, then fuck you and your day you pessimist. Don't kill my vibe.
Crissy
@CrissyhasTweets
Did I say that? Hm, I don't remember doing that.. Oh! That's right, you were busy jumping to conclusions and missed the point.
Crissy
@CrissyhasTweets
You ever be so nasty in your head you gotta tell yourself to chill
Retweet of status by @LamborghiniBow
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
