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Pittsburghbrooklyn
@CrystalBraunbec
Why couldn't Cleopatra accept Mark Antony's death.
She was queen of denial
She was queen of denial
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Pittsburghbrooklyn
@CrystalBraunbec
Timeline cleanse
(Pass it on!) pic.twitter.com/hhyB0rx6LS
(Pass it on!) pic.twitter.com/hhyB0rx6LS
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Pittsburghbrooklyn
@CrystalBraunbec
If prisoners could take their own pictures....... they would be called cellfies
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Pittsburghbrooklyn
@CrystalBraunbec
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space
He just needed a little space
Pittsburghbrooklyn
@CrystalBraunbec
Dog's can't run an MRI but catscan
Pittsburghbrooklyn
@CrystalBraunbec
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The tur-key
The tur-key
Pittsburghbrooklyn
@CrystalBraunbec
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle?
They rose
They rose
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Pittsburghbrooklyn
@CrystalBraunbec
Once a woman said she recognized me from the vegetable store.
I think she's wrong because I never met herbivore
I think she's wrong because I never met herbivore
July 27th leo baby!!!!!!
@CrystalBraunbec
Sorry for staring I was looking at your dog not you
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pittsburghbrooklyn
@CrystalBraunbec
What is a computer's least favorite food?
Spam
Spam
pittsburghbrooklyn
@CrystalBraunbec
If you have autism, support someone with autism, or support autism awareness, please RT and drop a in the comments below
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
