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Cuzize
@CuzIze
@harlequinpub I am *such* an influencer
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CuzIze Wurfit
@CuzIze
We've known for years that brioche buns are horrible and completely wrong for burgers and yet they've become the default
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CuzIze Wurfit
@CuzIze
... dragged him to my bed
Pulled the stitching now he's dead
Pulled the stitching now he's dead
Cuzize Wurfit
@CuzIze
@sarahstuartxx I actually feel ever so slightly bad for her
@joandjackwooll1 Not tempted then?
@bloke255 Sorry
If it's any consolation I'm two stone heavier than I was in spring and that ain't going to changβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
If it's any consolation I'm two stone heavier than I was in spring and that ain't going to changβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
@davidawfulbot Oh God just realised who the sisters were replying too
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Cuzize Wurfit
@CuzIze
@ManFRIDAY_ I think in the current situation it's unwise to take babies and small children to such gatherings
CuzIze Wurfit
@CuzIze
@BurgessWave Just Like Heaven is going to be my walking down the aisle music in October
CuzIze Wurfit
@CuzIze
Lol at the algorithm that aimed this promoted tweet at me pic.twitter.com/Jpx6CNGtqt
CuzIzeWurfIt
@CuzIze
Thread twitter.com/benwlv/status/β¦
Retweet of status by @EllieRestless
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
