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Cynical_Crystal
@Cynical_Crystal
@t_robinson7 @Cynical_Crystal I say just show up to the house with a air fryer and show her who’s boss
Retweet of status by @JohnIacono3
23 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @t_robinson7 @Cynical_Crystal I say just show up to the house with a air fryer and show her who’s boss 😂
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Cynical_Crystal
@Cynical_Crystal
nothing is more satisfying than evolution… pic.twitter.com/MdG8uiaEAm
Retweet of status by @kotfallXO
14 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote nothing is more satisfying than evolution…📈 https://t.co/MdG8uiaEAm
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Cynical_Crystal
@Cynical_Crystal
guy at the bar: wanna get outta here?
me, panicked: why?? do you know something we don’t?!
him: what
me: EVERYBODY GET OUTTA HERE RUN
me, panicked: why?? do you know something we don’t?!
him: what
me: EVERYBODY GET OUTTA HERE RUN
Retweet of status by @jojipaints
11 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote guy at the bar: wanna get outta here? 😏
me, panicked: why?? do you know something we don’t?!
him: what
me: EVERYBODY GET OUTTA HERE RUN
Cynical_Crystal
@Cynical_Crystal
Dirk watching the Mavs' tribute video to him pic.twitter.com/naQhqudhGI
05 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dirk watching the Mavs' tribute video to him 💙 https://t.co/naQhqudhGI
Cynical_Crystal
@Cynical_Crystal
Damn man RIP Virgil Abloh . Just a constant reminder to be conscious that everyone is fighting a battle whether p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @cartunebeatz
28 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Damn man RIP Virgil Abloh 🙏🏽. Just a constant reminder to be conscious that everyone is fighting a battle whether p… https://t.co/lT6Pg9qjlQ
Cynical_Crystal
@Cynical_Crystal
“You too busy tryna find that blue a**hole”
I know what the lyric is, but I always gotta sing it wrong deliberat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I know what the lyric is, but I always gotta sing it wrong deliberat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @MementoMoriXO
24 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “You too busy tryna find that blue a**hole” 🤣
I know what the lyric is, but I always gotta sing it wrong deliberat… https://t.co/8zRlbt5EFT
Cynical_Crystal
@Cynical_Crystal
I can’t breathe. George Bush left so many of y’all behind twitter.com/obiwormkenobi/…
Retweet of status by @chris_notcapn
27 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I can’t breathe. George Bush left so many of y’all behind 😩💀 https://t.co/9B5QXnrjek
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Cynical_Crystal
@Cynical_Crystal
Carroll county closed schools today. This is a house of cards. Kids are getting sick at an alarming rate. Keep your littles safe.
Retweet of status by @chrissy_banta
25 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Carroll county closed schools today. This is a house of cards. Kids are getting sick at an alarming rate. Keep your littles safe. ♥️
Cynical_Crystal
@Cynical_Crystal
Everyone making memes about Jack Harlow’s scene in Lil Nas X’s music video
pic.twitter.com/EeLdV6fHLp
pic.twitter.com/EeLdV6fHLp
23 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Everyone making memes about Jack Harlow’s scene in Lil Nas X’s music video 😭😂
https://t.co/EeLdV6fHLp
Cynical_Crystal
@Cynical_Crystal
Damn, G! pic.twitter.com/TmiBrL1QcE
08 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Damn, G! 😭 https://t.co/TmiBrL1QcE
Cynical_Crystal
@Cynical_Crystal
HOW DID HE DO THAT pic.twitter.com/QQR1GnyeUI
09 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote HOW DID HE DO THAT 🤯 https://t.co/QQR1GnyeUI
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
“@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”
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08 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. 💜⛪, I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”
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