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Jimmy Carter®
@DICKLORD_nut
For fornication you dey bill me 20k, something wey God go still punish me for
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Jimmy Carter®
@DICKLORD_nut
I smile everyday but can’t remember the last time I was happy
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Jimmy Carter®
@DICKLORD_nut
When I have money finish,
I will off my read receipt and remove my dp too
E be like say na rich people vibe
I will off my read receipt and remove my dp too
E be like say na rich people vibe
Jimmy Carter®
@DICKLORD_nut
I know having sex in a dream is bad but OMG where do these spirits get their tightening creams and styles from?
Jimmy Carter®
@DICKLORD_nut
There is Heat inside the house and debit alerts outside. Lord where to go?
Jimmy Carter®
@DICKLORD_nut
All these people saying they started with a Hi on social media and ended up in marriage...
Please how did you write the Hi?
Please how did you write the Hi?
Jimmy Carter®
@DICKLORD_nut
I can’t wait to type “Lori iro” on every cute couple post I see on Valentine’s Day
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Jimmy Carter®
@DICKLORD_nut
Canada abeg una need slave??
Jimmy Carter®
@DICKLORD_nut
Some girls don’t even know the surname of the guy they are dating.
Na only Prick Prick Prick
Na only Prick Prick Prick
Jimmy Carter®
@DICKLORD_nut
Your ride or die is riding another girl..
on the bedsheet you washed
on the bedsheet you washed
Jimmy Carter®
@DICKLORD_nut
@DONJAZZY Ahhhh... v app no gree for us naa
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
